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More homeowners calling you in 90 days, or you stop paying.
I won’t promise you a number-one ranking. I promise the only number that pays you: the phone ringing. Beat where you’re at today in 90 days, or you don’t owe me a cent.
Updated June 13, 2026
You read the front page. Here’s the part I sign my name to.
The front page told you what’s wrong.
This page tells you what I do about it, what the number is, and what I’ll put in writing.
A line in the sand, a deadline, and the risk sitting on my side of the table.
It’s won or lost in ten seconds.
A neighbor gives a homeowner your name tonight.
Tomorrow they Google you before they call. 56% check Google before they check anything, your own site included.
What they find in the next ten seconds settles it.
A live profile, recent jobs, a stack of reviews from their zip code, and they call you.
A thin page and a photo from 2019, and they scroll. The next listing down has eighty reviews and a kitchen from last week.
He didn’t beat your work. He beat your Google page.
And it’s fast. Most homeowners pick a contractor inside 72 hours of asking around.
That’s the window I work in. The screen between the handshake and the call.
The one promise I won’t make.
You saw the line on the front page. Anybody who guarantees a ranking is lying.
Here’s the whole reason, and what I hand you instead.
Every SEO guy who ever called you promised the top spot. I won’t.
Nobody owns Google’s rankings. Google says so themselves: anyone guaranteeing number one is running a scam.
The last man who swore he owned that spot is the reason you don’t trust me yet.
So I won’t guarantee the ranking. I’ll guarantee something harder, and I’ll hand you the proof every month.
One number you can count without trusting me.
You read the deal on the front page. Ninety days, your number’s up, or you stop paying.
Here’s the number, and here’s why you can hold me to it.
Day one we write down what your Google brings you now. Calls. Direction taps. Form fills.
None of it is my word. It’s call tracking and Google’s own readout, in a report you read in two minutes.
So when the number moves, there’s nothing to argue about. The plumbing counts it, not me.
Between now and day 90, I rebuild the profile, load it with real jobs, and turn every kitchen you finish into a fresh review.
You watch it climb every week. You own all of it.
My fine print is the headline.
Your competitor buries his guarantee in eight-point legal type so you can’t pin him to it. Here’s mine, where you can read it without your glasses.
The calls are up by day 90, or you stop paying.
- 01
The clock starts when I have the keys.
Day one is the day I have access, not the day you signed. Google’s verification queue isn’t your fault or mine.
- 02
The clock pauses on your side.
If I’m waiting on photos or a sign-off for more than 48 hours, it stops till you send them. Your half of the job.
- 03
The baseline is in ink, and honest about your slow season.
Set in December it flatters me. Set in spring it buries me. So we write it down, season-adjusted, and neither of us moves it.
- 04
Miss it and you stop paying.
Up to three months, free, while I keep working. Still flat after that? You walk, you keep everything I built, you owe me a dollar of nothing.
- 05
The warranty holds if you hold up your end.
Answer leads the same day. Ask for reviews on finished jobs. No second SEO guy working behind me. Same as the warranty on your own work.
No ranking promise. A tracked number, season-adjusted and signed, that the plumbing counts for both of us.
They’ll ask me for pay-per-lead. The answer’s no.
You read about the FTC fine on the front page. $7.2 million, for selling contractors leads who weren’t ready, weren’t buying, or weren’t even local.
Pay-per-lead is that same model in a fairer-looking costume.
It pays me to flood your phone with junk and call every buzz a win.
I don’t sell you strangers. I make the homeowner who already heard your name pick you.
That’s why my number is real calls climbing past a line we set together, and not a meter I can run up on you.
You own everything. Cancel any month.
Month to month. Houzz locked you in for a year. I win you back every thirty days or you walk.
You own all of it. Profile, photos, reviews, site. You leave, it leaves with you.
I earn next month every month. That’s the deal that keeps me honest.
See what your Google is costing you. Free, in 30 minutes.
You’ll walk away knowing exactly where your jobs are going, what it’s costing you, and how to win them back. Written down, yours to keep, even if you never hire me.
— Shane Nguyen, Kitchen Websites
P.S. Worst case, you walk away with a free plan worth more than the half hour. Best case, you stop handing jobs to a worse shop. There’s no bad outcome in it.